Dear Insanity, Be My Escape.

there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday

Posted on Tuesday, June 18th with 245,106 notes

mammasaurusrex:

kylimariahisnotonfire:

newvagabond:

gilmoure:

creative-insanity:

Because everyone needs a gif of making ice cream sandwiches on their blog.

This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.

I thought it was making tiny bibles or something and I was really confused.

Tiny bibles.

Omfg

exichan:

If the first thing you think about at the start of summer vacation isn’t High School Musical 2, you’re wrong.

we did this on the last day of school,

we got detention on the last day of school.

glitteryassbutt:

tacoposey:

what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links

Lets do it

welcometohiddlehell:

crumpetmarypoppinstea:

twiliprincess:

is it bad that i’ve

watched hair tutorials for girls as future reference

for when i have daughters

because i want to be the kind of dad that knows how to do his daughter’s hair

this is the cutest thing I have ever read omg

Posted on Tuesday, June 18th with 324,483 notes

calmkai:

invvision:

lustire:

i love this so much idk why

it kind of shows how much our point of view can decieve us.. Like, i didn’t even notice the drippnig make up, i thought that was her natural colour. i just love this because it shows how fake the fashion world can be. :p

omg yes ^

reginasmom:

those kids who still think liking old music makes them special

ieromg:

I HATE IT WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE YOU ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING TO CONTRIBUTE TO A CONVERSATION AND YOU LIKE WORK UP ALL THIS COURAGE TO SAY THE THING AND YOU FINALLY SAY THE THING AND NOBODY EVEN HEARS YOU/ACKNOWLEDGES THAT YOU EVEN SAID ANYTHING AND YOU JUST FEEL DUMB AND UGH

saturgay:

Liking someone you never see is the most frustrating feeling in the world

Posted on Tuesday, June 18th with 22,279 notes

smittywerbenjagermanjensenackles:

cadantinecasualty:

pilgrimkitty:

awesomephilia:

what the fuck (via)

THIS IS NOT OKAY. THIS IS NOT OKAY. THIS IS NOT OKAY.

No but that’s illegal.
That is actually illegal.
What the hell.

Hello friends, this is a violation of sections 959.06A and 959.131B of the Ohio state law. The former is a fourth-degree misdemeanor. The latter is a first-degree misdemeanor on the first offense and fifth-degree felony for each subsequent offense. This man shot a litter of kittens, not a single animal as the law is worded, so a case could be made for felony (or four). Either way, this is a crime. There is also the federal Animal Welfare Act which I’m not even going to get into.
According to the AVMA’s annual euthanasia panel, shooting an animal is only considered humane in emergency situations, as in if the animal presents immediate danger or is in too much pain to be moved. It also notes that the euthanasia must take place in a remote location. These kittens were healthy, in no pain, posing no threat to anybody, and were in the immediate vicinity of children.
And, this article has it wrong: Accorti is a humane officer, not a police officer. This is his job description, direct from the North Ridgeville, OH website: “The city employs two part time Humane Officers, who are responsible for enforcing the city and state laws governing the keeping, registration, vaccination, and sanitation of domestic animals.” He’s employed to enforce the state law, so he knew exactly what he was doing.
Please do not let this man walk away unpunished and with his job intact. Make noise. Get the attention of the higher-ups. Sign these petitions. Email or call any of these people: city mayor, district attorney, state attorney general, state senator, state representative, governor, US representative, US senators, or anybody else who has power over the police chief. You can do this even if you don’t live in Ohio.
The lives of five homeless kittens may not seem that important, but officers are not above the law. Barry Accorti could be charged with a felony for his actions if we can get the attention of the people with the authority to make this happen. Please, please, please stand up against animal cruelty and officers who break the law and expect to get away with it.

Posted on Tuesday, June 18th with 164,177 notes

hornbread:

itisneverlupus:

neither:

1800psychedelic:

‘Why would you want tattoos and crap they’re gonna look gross when you’re older’

damn punk since 1950

I really don’t think you understand the amount of would right now.

Always reblogging this old ass, dapper motherfuck.

Posted on Tuesday, June 18th with 72,130 notes

Posted on Tuesday, June 18th with 279 notes

andrastesgrace:

floating-babies-in-the-dark:

The only thing I hate about reading is I get so attached to the characters. And after I finish the book, that’s it. I will never learn anymore about them or their life or what they ate for breakfast. No matter how many times I reread the book, I will always only know the same amount. And it saddens me. Finishing a book means losing people close to you.

So fanfiction is book necromancy.

Sweet.

dongstrider:

im—really—weird:

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

somebody please write a book on this